Archive - Momspreading

And worse. And then better again.

Apr 2 •

February 2024

Beach Body Horror

A new literary cannon, a new bathing suit, and this ol' flesh

Feb 7 •

January 2024

And the Mominees Are...

The essential companion to today's Oscar noms!

Jan 23 •

December 2023

The 2023 Last-Minute Mostly-Free Gift Guide for Overwhelmed Parents

I went to Costco last week to try and get that sweet sweet Novavax (sadly I had to give them $200 for it, so I chose basic-bitch Pfizer and paid the…

Dec 20, 2023 •

Substack Writers Against Nazis

A collective letter to Substack leadership

Dec 14, 2023 •

Mom's Plastic Brain

A guest post on motherhood and disability

Dec 7, 2023 •

Erin Ryan Heyneman

November 2023

The City of Ladies

And the men in my life, real and imagined.

Nov 20, 2023 •

October 2023

OId bangers and new beginnings

Oct 28, 2023 •

Spiritualized Tempter Tantrum

And other diagnoses I have recently been given

Oct 5, 2023 •

August 2023

New Backpack, Who Dis?

Back-to-school links and thinks

Aug 15, 2023 •

Raising Puther Beings

Little boy grows up and takes mom on dream date

Aug 10, 2023 •

July 2023

Vacation Cereal

Dispatches From A Post-Covid Summer

Jul 26, 2023 •

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